Limerick Scold (Limerick-Off Monday)
Once again, it’s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...
View ArticleRaw Limerick
Raw Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane Raw veggies are healthy, they say. We’re advised to eat tons ev’ry day. Plus dairy, grains, fruit, Fish or chicken to boot. The last two not raw — Hip Hooray!...
View ArticleTrendy Men, Heal Thyselves! (Limerick)
For those of you who visit this blog to keep up with trends, here’s the latest: High heels for men. Trendy Men, Heal Thyselves! (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane High heels worn by men on the rise?...
View ArticleHappy New Year Edition (Limerick-Off Monday)
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...
View ArticleAre Cricket Bars Cricket? (Limerick)
Warning: If you’re into energy bars, be sure to read the label before ingesting: The latest energy bar on the market uses crickets as its protein source. Living Earth natural food store in Worcester...
View ArticleStop Smoking, Already! (Limerick)
Here’s a limerick to celebrate World No Tobacco Day. (May 31st) Stop Smoking, Already! By Madeleine Begun Kane Please stop smoking already. Don’t dicker. Tobacco will end your life quicker. Have a...
View ArticleCheesy Limerick
Happy National Cheese Day! (June 4th) Cheesy Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A man with a weakness for cheese Ate some brie and then started to wheeze. He refused to admit ‘Twas an allergy fit. His...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To National Running Day
Happy National Running Day, celebrated yearly on the first Wednesday in June. Limerick Ode To National Running Day By Madeleine Begun Kane My joints tend to creak when I walk. My knees will lock up and...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Wiggle Your Toes Day
Wiggle Your Toes Day (August 6th) isn’t quite as silly as it sounds: Limerick Ode To Wiggle Your Toes Day By Madeleine Begun Kane Since I’d like both my feet to obey, I must exercise each ev’ry day: I...
View ArticleA Spa To Hiss (Limerick)
If being wrapped in pythons would enhance your massage experience, do I have a spa for you! Get yourself right over to the Bali Heritage Reflexology and Spa in Jakarta, Indonesia, which claims that...
View ArticleCursing’s Healthy, I Swear (Limerick)
Cursing’s Healthy, I Swear (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane New research, Brit experts declare, Has revealed that it’s healthy to swear. So you damn SOBs, No more slamming my ease With the expletive....
View ArticleHappy National Maritime Day! (Limerick)
A limerick about the ups and downs of going to sea, just in time for National Maritime Day: A queasy man, drawn to the sea, Being lured by its lore made a plea: “I’ve an ocean trip notion, But all of...
View ArticleLimerick Vice (Limerick-Off Monday)
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...
View ArticleChange is Good??? (Limerick)
Change is Good??? (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane My allergy’s fine while inside. I’ve no problem when outdoors I stride. Then I go back indoors And my nose says, “Up yours!” I’m attacked, and...
View ArticleFried Limerick
Happy National French Fries Day (July 13.) Fried Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane I am not a big fan of French fries. I don’t find them a sight for sore eyes. (A sore stomach, perchance.) Belgium...
View ArticleFruity Study? (Limerick)
Fruity Study? (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Though I don’t want to lead you astray, It appears that an apple a day Is a way to enhance A gal’s sex life, perchance. I’m not ribbing you. Mālum?...
View ArticleKick Butts Day Limerick
Today, March 18, is Kick Butts Day. Kick Butts Day Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane Today is the day to kick butts. No ifs, ands, or buts — smoking’s nuts! For the cig rut’s a yoke That can kill you —...
View ArticleErecting The Case For Coffee (Limerick)
Good news for men worried about ED — coffee’s good for you: According to new research from The University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston, men who drink the caffeine equivalent of two to...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To “Female Viagra”
Limerick Ode To “Female Viagra” By Madeleine Begun Kane There’s a “female Viagra?” Oh my! I’ve boned up on its risks, so no-buy. Should I need to feel horny, The problem ain’t thorny. No not porn! Just...
View ArticleA Limerick for International Day Of Yoga (June 21)
The U.N. has decreed June 21 to be International Day Of Yoga … which gives me a handy excuse to post this silly limerick: A gal doing yoga while dressed In a toga, when questioned, confessed That her...
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